Zoink And Pork

What is Zoink And Pork?

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

Unscrew

1. Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself. "Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided ..

Epipherette

1. When a smoker has run out of cigarettes, then suddenly realizes who they can bum one off of. Smoker 1: Damn I ran out of cigarettes Sm..

Michael Mccaskill

1. The best boyfriend anyone could possible ever want. And now is the world's most amazing husband ever! Michael McCaskill makes me ..

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