Zolmer

What is Zolmer?

The coolest person to ever walk the face of the earth. Also has the power to please any women 100 times more than any other man.

When a man walks into a room and every girl reacts with an orgasm.

Hephaloaf

1. when sitting on the can you really have to push hard to get that turdout. when you make that intial push you make a heph sound and at th..

E-condom

1. A term used for all your internet security. Firewalls, Anti Virus, Anti Spam etc. All computers should have an E-condom. Hey man, this ..

Torped

1. when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do. &..

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