Zolmer

What is Zolmer?

The coolest person to ever walk the face of the earth. Also has the power to please any women 100 times more than any other man.

When a man walks into a room and every girl reacts with an orgasm.

Apple Test

1. N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks..

Zato

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Quizzing The Captain

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

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