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An excuse a man gives when he has a small cock and is fucking a woman with a normal size pussy.
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No one quite knows how it began, but a goldfish attached itself to a "ZOMG" during the great "ZOMG!" wars in #nippon..
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Someone who goes on vacation to watch leaves. Likely to be encountered in Upstate New York, Maine, and the rest of the North East.
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