Zombie Army

What is Zombie Army?


1.

In some offices that have to close down an account when a customer dies, the Zombie Army is the pile of paperwork that is waiting to be dealt with.

The reason for this is that the actual person is dead, but their account is still live until the necessary processing has been completed, meaning that they're dead, yet undead, hence a Zombie.

Since in my office, there are always large volumes of outstanding customer deaths to process, the vast numbers would enable them to be an army, should they decide to rise up!

"I have a huge Zombie Army that needs dealing with" (I've got loads of work to do)

"How many are in your Zombie Army" (How much outstanding work have you got?)

See undead, ghoul, zombie, office, paperwork, death


14

Random Words:

1. v. After the male orgaism the solider removes the condom from his private and then proceeds to army craw to the foot of the bed. Then th..
1. when ones bum dribble's juice and poo 'i laughed so hard my bum dribbled' 'hes a weirdo his bum dribbles' &..
1. A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement. Abstinence only education is a bit like..