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When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.
"You know that guy Eric?"
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N. Unwise action undertaken while severely inebriated, of the kind that would not be undertaken sober, esp. those that are either only h..
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A shovel.
"How in the hell am I going to dig a swimming pool?"
"Here's a Mexican backhoe. Get to work!"
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