Zombie Paradox

What is Zombie Paradox?


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The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow strong enough to break out of their coffin when it's under six feet of soil.

I am so flippin' sick of the Zombie Paradox.

See bullshit, horseshit, what the flippin' fuck, cocksuckery


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