Zombie Squad

What is Zombie Squad?


1.

A team of survival enthusiasts whos mission is to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten.

"Zombie Squad is a group of elite individuals, who train vigorously to thwart the approaching zombie menace."

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2.

A group of survival enthusiasts who educate non-aware individuals on the importance of personal preparedness and self-reliance in the event of a zombie outbreak, while increasing overall readiness and response to natural disasters and terrorist attacks.

The Zombie Squad accomplishes this through demonstrations of experience and technique in public seminars, charity work with various non-profit organizations, an online disaster preparation knowledge base and forum, and a specially designed non-stationary cadaver suppression task force.

You may not believe in zombies. But maybe you believe in blowing the shit out of that fucking thing trying to knaw on your bits and pieces. The Zombie Squad can help.

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