Zombie Sunday

What is Zombie Sunday?


1.

Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.

"Hey, what are you doing for Zombie Sunday?"

"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."

See easter, jesus, zombies

2.

Easter Sunday.

Christ rose from the dead.

Anything that rises from the dead, is the walking un-dead.

Ergo, Christ is a Zombie.

Hence, Zombie Sunday

"What are you doing for Zombie Sunday this year?"

"Avoiding my family, drinking Spaten, and watching George A. Romero movies."

See zombies, easter, jesus, christ


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