Zombie Texter

What is Zombie Texter?

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

John:...(Text complete) What did you say?

Dave:You're a zombie texter.

See text, zombie, texting

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