Zombieface

What is Zombieface?


1.

Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back and enjoy as she moans and trips over the furniture like a zombie.

Bitch stepped on my glasses after I administered a zombieface.

2.

The face someone makes when they are about to sneeze.

Example 1:

Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.

Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.

Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.

Example 2:

Bob: How did the interview go?

John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.

Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.

See orgasmic, houdini


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