Zombie's Kiss

What is Zombie's Kiss?

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

See zombie, kiss, plonker

Fag-along

1. noun: similar to a recent word of the day (which are picked by illegal aliens who don't speak english)...gay-crashing. Meaning; th..

Up The Mountain

1. The act of being from Upper Greenwood Lake and having multiple tattoo's, regardless if you are a girl or a boy. It is also common ..

The Dustybottoms

1. when any person, white or black, shits everywhere and makes pictures with their feces. Also known as the O"Brien Special. DustyBot..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Zombie's Kiss Edit Meaning