Zombie's Kiss

What is Zombie's Kiss?

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

See zombie, kiss, plonker

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