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When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.
Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche her..
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When someone puts their hand in front of a camera during filming way too often, ruing most of the footage.
Guy #1: Dude was that a skat..
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A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire
" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope ..