Zombitosis

What is Zombitosis?


1.

The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering you will no longer be able to become a zombie. One future career choice could now be zombie hunter.

"Wow! You look so dead! Are you sure you're not a zombie?"

"No, it's ok, I have zombitosis, so I'm immune."

See mono, zombiosis, zombie, dead, zombified


60

Random Words:

1. Like wen u in da street in u in a low down u make money asking da other dude W.U.G wich means Wat u got. Like trade your asking him for ..
1. A skilled drummer who spends every second of spare time practising so they can show off to their friends. *Girl #1 rips out mad drum so..
1. When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, in..