Zombitosis

What is Zombitosis?


1.

The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering you will no longer be able to become a zombie. One future career choice could now be zombie hunter.

"Wow! You look so dead! Are you sure you're not a zombie?"

"No, it's ok, I have zombitosis, so I'm immune."

See mono, zombiosis, zombie, dead, zombified


60

Random Words:

1. The act of vomiting noisily into a toilet bowl or other drain. Derived from the urban myth of the existence of alligators in the sewers..
1. A girl or guy who likes to take in the booty on several occasions. Person 1: Dude that rachel chic is so Ecks Core. Person 2: Yea she ..
1. A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'. Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?&..