Zomf

What is Zomf?


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An expression used to demonstrate enthusiasm. Often found In greetings, salutations, and subject lines. It is nearly always followed up with an exclamation mark.

ZOMF! I am uber ecstatic about this new laser gun I found!

See zomg, zomigod, zomfg, zomfaxorz


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