Zomg'd Edit Meaning

1. A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread. You m..

1. the act of seduction through text messages "i was textalizing her when i asked, 'so whens the train coming?'" - me..

1. A breast that has had about 5 or more breast implants that it is so imbeded with Silicon, it is virtualy indestructable. In fact, it ca..