Zomgie

What is Zomgie?


1.

A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.

NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.

See zomg, zomgie, internet, internets, zombie

2.

Someone who overuses the phrase ZOMG to the extent of which that their behavior seems very mindless, like that of a zombie.

Occult: ZOMG!!!1 FFXIII is AMAZING! ZOMG!!!1

Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1

GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...

See zomg, zomgie, zombie, omg, gawd, ohmygod, omfg, newbs, noobs

3.

Someone who overuses the phrase ZOMG to the extent of which that their behavior seems very mindless, like that of a zombie.

Occult: ZOMG!!!1 FFXIII is AMAZING! ZOMG!!!1

Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1

GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...

See zomg, zomgie, zombie, omg, gawd, ohmygod, omfg, newbs, noobs

4.

An ironic exclamation, making use of ZOMG; an annoying nub, usually categorized by their use of CAPS and newbisms like LOL!

ZOMGIES! I'm surrounded by 12 year old WoW playing ZOMGIES who don't know when to turn their CAPS LOCK OFF!

See zomgies, zomg, omg, omgz


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