What is Zomgowned?
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"zomgowned" is a "ZOMG"+"OWNED" combination, usually also pronounced as one word. It is basically both of the definitions together, "ZOMG" as a laughing "Oh my god!" and "OWNED" as "you've just been humiliated".
The Nintendo Wii manual's kid got punched by his friend tossing the Wiimote - ZOMGOWNED.
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