Zomph

What is Zomph?

To smell the gases produced from a fart.

ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets.

See zomf, trump, fart, bottom burp, air biscuit

Semi-homemade

1. Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideo..

Ping Pong

1. The greatest non-video game past time on the face of the 3rd planet. You: dood, lets go play some ping pong, damnit. See Beanchan 2. ..

Soapy Spuffwank

1. a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing. I was getting a right spuffwan..

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