Zomph

What is Zomph?

To smell the gases produced from a fart.

ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets.

See zomf, trump, fart, bottom burp, air biscuit

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Velcro

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Ill_fated

1. Complete Jerk to Hammerhead, posts crap and tries to avoid the language block by going around it "f|_|ck" He should be banned..

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