Zonc

What is Zonc?

Honking someone's nose, whilst poking them forcefully in the kidneys. A common sexual perversion amongst inhabitants of Eythorne and related areas.

-zonc,zoncked,zoncking

"He was such a naughy boy, I took him to my room and zoncked him all night!"

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