What is Zoner?
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Derogatory term for a resident of Arizona. Zoners are known to frequently visit southern california (specifically San Diego) and be confused by road networks that are not in a perfect grid-like pattern.
Holy Shit! That Zoner is driving on the wrong side of the street!
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a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.
michael phelps was sporting a zoner during the beijing olympics.
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Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely
Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
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one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards
phil lesh fans philzone is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"
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Coopersville is a Zoner
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