Zonger Edit Meaning

1. To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object. Wow that was a closey. See crouch, bagging, danger, pain, genitals..

1. retarded i think my child is incrediblyslow, maybe i should sell him..

1. A dookie in the pants The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie. See turdle..