Zonie

What is Zonie?


1.

Short of Arizonian, these people invade local beach towns in California during the summer causing traffic jams, and straight up annoying the population of the local town.

Person #1: Damn zonies fukn invade San Diego every summer!

Person #2: Fuck i know! They need to get their own damn town

See arizona, zonie, annoying, zony

2.

A resident of Arizona who's life is hopping from one air conditioned area to another.

All the zonies say they can handle the heat but most of them can't.

3.

Annoying old tourists from arizona who don't know how to drive, and always seem to be looking up.

Wouldn't it be nice to shoot every zonie outside of arizona?

See tourists, arizona, annoying

4.

An Arizonian who comes to the West Coast beach cities every year and generally irritates all locals. Easily recognized by their rash guards, smashball games, and general disregard for beach etiquette.

Local 1: Dude, how was the beach?

Local 2: the shred was good, but the whole damn beach was infested with Zonies!

See arizona, beach, shred, poser


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