What is Zonk Boy?
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A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each other, and occasionally but not frequently giving each other raspberries and or making out softly while whacking each others flacid wangs off. One can become a zonk boy by learning the dreaded quad HJ technique. At the end of every week, zonk boy ranking come out, and the game starts over.
Hey, larry look over there! Those zonk boys are sure gay! think i could become one?
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