What is Zonker?
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One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx
Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O
Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)
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An unexpected anal penetration.
You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.
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Random Words:
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A form of Haza. Stating that you're excited. Used In I hate my 30's.
Zoozaphruse, I know it. Zoozaphuse this way!
or just pl..
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When you take two condoms, fill them full of water and put them in the freezer.
When they're frozen, you take them out and shove t..
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So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an &qu..
