Zonker

What is Zonker?


1.

One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O

Emote<Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)

See Tequila

2.

An unexpected anal penetration.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.

See bum sex, anal sex, ass, anal, bum, sex, cornhole


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