Zonker

What is Zonker?


1.

One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O

Emote<Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)

See Tequila

2.

An unexpected anal penetration.

You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.

See bum sex, anal sex, ass, anal, bum, sex, cornhole


19

Random Words:

1. copious ejaculate placed on any part of a females anatomy. The volume is similar to the attempt to extinguish an airline jet fuel fire...
1. The state of exhaustion that occurs after intense intercourse. Matt: OMG I feel like I just came out my brain. I'm so fucking exha..
1. an aztec name commonly used in mexico. it is the mispelling and much tighter version of the name xochitl. usually the name of a sexy lat..