Zonkey

What is Zonkey?


1.

When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something.

P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!

P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?

P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!

P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!

See zombie, monkey, hybrid, zebra

2.

A crossbread between a zebra and a donkey.

The zonkey is smelly and brown with white stripes

3.

A zonkey is a donkey you will find in Tijuana that has been spray painted white and black by his mexican captors. Idiot tourists pay five bucks a pop to get a photo with the zonkey.

My friend Ricky thought that zebras lived in mexico, but when he saw Jaun spray painting a mule, Ricky realized the zebra was just a sad looking zonkey waiting for a gringo to pet him.

See zebra, mule, tijuana, iguanas

4.

1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.

2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.

That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!

Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."

Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."

See zonky, animal, zoo, donkey

5.

nickname for David, also known as debra

"shut up toy stupid-ass Zonkey"

See Megan


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