What is Zonkfest?
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1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themselves. Usually lasting only a short duration, the dancer generally can't even recall what he did or recreate it if asked to.
Wynona: Oh wow Billy I loved you zonkfest out there! Do it again and I'll give you head
Billy: Fuck bitch you know zonkfests like that only happen once. Gimme dome anyways.
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