Zonkified Edit Meaning

1. Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean..

1. To masturbate chronically Last night I Keezed to Melissa Joan Hartt See masturbate, jerk off, stroking the salami, choke the chicken ..

1. Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, whic..