Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Teasure

1. teasing and pleasure combined into one word verb) teasuring - the act of having pleasure while teasing during sex "yo will wut di..

Esex

1. The online version of sexual contact. Where there is no real contact, all interactions occur via the internet. Can also describe "c..

Usuarry

1. A word often used by native Japanese people, meaning "usually" "Usuarry, I just blow dry my hair." See usually, us..

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