Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Uncalmed

1. Not Calm. Someone who is very excited or upset. Emily is very uncalmed. See not, calm, this, is, gay, NCM..

Lobster Fingers

1. the act of inserting your finger into a menstrating womans vagina. "Man, i got lobster fingers from that hoe!" See bloody, k..

George Bushed The Button

1. (v.) to go forward without fear of consequences; to act prematurely and without thought; see Iraqi Invasion F*ck it bro, George Bush th..

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