Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

A Ride To Remember

1. The act of fucking a chick up the ass and making her ride her bicycle home on a bumpy gravel road After I banged that skank Kesha, i se..

Loserguy

1. They are losing at life he loses at life, Yeah what a loserguy See loser, gay, fail, noob, lol..

Lashnos

1. Usually used when describing an above the norm sized male testicles that are in pain. "Damn, my lashnos are killing me" or &q..

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