What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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Open hand strike to check a punk ass wanna be street thug.
I pimpslappedasize Chad for taking my hoe.
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A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addic..
