Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

1. Commonly used in comic books to show an expression of surprise, confusion, and/or shock. Can be reversed to !?. 1)Inu-Yasha: *kiss* K..

Lazy Eye

1. An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men. 1."Is he looking at me?..

Marching To The Beat Of His Own Drum

1. a common euphemism for masturbation. “You know, I’ve been called a maverick — someone known for marching to the beat of his own drum,” ..

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