Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

W.e.f.

1. (accronym) with effect from. From this date/day on. It was admitted as a member w.e.f. May 15th. See wef, aviation, formal..

Karl Mark

1. A Shit/Poop mark that appears on your boxers or underwear. It is usually a long streak of feces that runs along your bumline and may loo..

Faux Slut

1. A girl who dresses like a slut and talks like a slut but it's fake because she is really a good girl and not an actual slut. &quo..

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