What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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The offspring of a Halflingand a Human; those who are half-halfling. Despite the name, Quarterlings are in fact taller than Halflings.
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An expletive your drunk husband/boyfriend says after you both have been fighting. He is sick of you, and just wants to go fishing. He&ap..
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When one's nipples harden due to cold air or excitement. See indicating
I got nipple freeze when I walked outside.
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