Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Slip N' Bleed From The Anus

1. Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks. Dane: "watch this ma'&q..

Gnardog

1. An expression of excitement, resulting from something extremely impressive That trick he pulled on his skateboard was straight gnardog...

Pimpledick

1. A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicin..

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