What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations..
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something is big possible to happen
There is a good chance we will win the game...