What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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A random series of events that lead up to a celebration involving Klondike bars or the consumption of Klondike Bars.
I am so sick of al..
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To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.
Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?
See fart, break wind, beef
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another common name for a male penis
He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.
See Kris..