Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Yorbish

1. A not-so-foreign language spoken entirely using the letter Y as the first letter of each word. Very handy for confusing people of lower..

Quizard

1. A poop weighing over 15 pounds. I pooped real big...it was a quizard! See chicken, poop, wizard 1. A poop weighing over 15 pounds. ..

Zammit

1. Another word of saying Dammit or Damn It or Damnit. Person 1: Oh no! It's stolen! Person 2: oh. Zammit!!! See damn, dammit, damn..

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