Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Eerie Canal

1. The act of accomplishing male climax into the ear of another person. "You know how Betsy's been a little deaf recently? I tot..

Juggling

1. The ultimate sport. This involves, normally, keeping more objects, usually balls, in the air than you have hands (so, 2 in one hand, 3 i..

Lick Stamp

1. The act of licking one's hand and bitch slapping someone with it. Bitch, take this! *LICK STAMP!*..

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