What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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Usually a comment that gay men say when they don't have big hair.
Hey Jon, it's Jeff returning your call from yesterday eveni..