What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.
The person will almost alway..
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A girl you would not normally take home, but you are forced because it is closing time at the bar, and their is no more options
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