What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to ba..
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One who is addicted to the booty. (Mostly men)
Diva: Damn girl, did you see all them dudes watching my switch?
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