What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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An ugly boy who somehow gets alot of head. Is a self-centered bastard, primarily concerned with how much ass he can get. Doesn't gi..
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Noun.
The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
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