Zoo Monkey

What is Zoo Monkey?

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."

See waste, prick, cow, bitch, wanker

Pcj

1. Post Cum Jiz: - meaning the annoying jiz that dribbles from the penis causing the bell end to stick to pubes and underwear. Usually occ..

French Sex

1. A euphemism for oral sex. The young couple didn't want to have sexual intercourse, so they had French Sex instead. See oral sex, ..

Herbalist

1. One who smokes marijuana, usually associated with rastafarism. I'm a herbalist, I smoke to meditate. See weed, marijuana, ganja, ..

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