What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.
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Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".
"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
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KY Jelly Lubricant.....
Slop some Kentucky Jelly between her mud flaps then go in.
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A slang term describing KY Jelly.
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