What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.
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The confused state of having brains on your face, possibly due to a horrific disease or wounds to ones skull or to the skulls of others...
