What is Zooey?
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the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get
Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my left leg
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2.
To be full of
Dude, that concert was totally zooey.
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The dried up vaginal secretions a guy wakes up with the morning after intense sex.
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A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.
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