Zoof

What is Zoof?

A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless

Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.

To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.

I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.

See fubar, fralinger

Eye Sticker

1. when you give a man a blow job and they blow their load in your eye and it hardens and crusts and you have your eye brows and eye lashes..

Rumba

1. A dance of Cuban origin, combining complex footwork with a pronounced movement of the hips. To dance all night, esp. with a young lady ..

Flex Time

1. Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video..

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