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Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.
I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't ev..
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The abiding influence of the Vikings, who arrived in Shetland just over 1000 years ago, is celebrated on the last Tuesday of January eve..
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Being drunk enough to slur your words.
"Babe, I'm not drunk, i'm jus a lillehammered!"
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