Zook Edit Meaning

1.

1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)

1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked

See wedgie, arse, pants, zooked

2.

to de-wedgie your self

"awww my thongs right up my arse i need to zook"

3.

one who pwns. a pwner.

my friend is a real zook.

See zook, own, pwn, pwner

4.

zook - means a joint/spliff

Im gonna light my zook

See joint, spliff, weed, cannabis

5.

1. To act and/or look like the Scary Muppet character (copyright Jim Henson productions

2. To say "don't worry about it" wayyyy too many times

3. To be so baked they can't remember their own name and/or grafitti a church

4. To watch the fireworks with your boyfriend without kissing, or holding hands; usually the byproduct of being baked

5. To have an unhealthy infatuation with homosexual men (see Pilitowski, Joe and Haenchen, Nick)

AWWWWWW ZOOK!!!

Zook?

See zook

6.

Slang for rip off or being cheated out of something by deceit.

I took my car for repairs and that garage zooked me out of hundreds by overcharging me for a shody job.

See cheat, beat, chisel, rip off, screw

7.

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4.

Short for Suzuki

That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.