Zookeeper Status

What is Zookeeper Status?

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

See party, chicks, guys, hot, ugly

Hittin The Woods

1. Having sex. Making babies. Vic and that one guy went hittin the woods yesturday See sex, intercourse, makin babies..

Maybibly

1. not knowing but still sort of knowing , a fusion between maybe and probibly "are you going to the bridge tonight" said john ..

Man Pat

1. The act of a man slapping another man on the butt. Good Job out there! *Slaps ass(Man Pat)* See meat wallet, fishing trip, pubes, pat,..

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