Zookeeper Status

What is Zookeeper Status?

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

See party, chicks, guys, hot, ugly

Hijrah

1. 1) A name given to a person that loves stripes, basketball, and saudis. ;] 2) A person who is sexy, cute, hott, tall, slender, foxy?, ..

Boznatch

1. An overly elaborate way of calling a woman bitch. "You punk boznatch!"..

Piss Queer

1. A man that has a penis,for whatever reason, sits when they take a leak. Rich says he finds it more relaxing to sit when he pee's. ..

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