Zookeeper Status

What is Zookeeper Status?

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

See party, chicks, guys, hot, ugly

U.s.a.r.m.y

1. us army....Uncle Sam Aint Released Me Yet I have 3 years left on my tour im stuck in the U.S.A.r.m.y. See us, army, trainee..

Zhuszh

1. n. An illicit substance. v. the act of partaking in an illicit substance You gonna do that zhuszh, Milla? if not, pass it on over....

Bnd

1. Bitch next door, also known as Boy Next Door, or Ben to his loser mates, Ben is a stupid wee kid who works at the crappy computer broker..

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