What is Zoom?
1.
A television show on PBS with a bunch of snot-nosed kids that do crafts and tell knock-knock jokes.
Come on and zoom. Come on and zuma zuma zuma zoom!
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2.
PCP; Cannabis laced with PCP; Cocaine / Heroin Amphetamine combo (snorted or injected)
Nigga be Zoomin
3.
to fool, as in "who's zoomin', who's foolin', who's zoomin', who's foolin' who?"
"who's zoomin' who?" - Arethra Franklin
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4.
To ingest/trip on mushrooms
hey you wanna zoom by the river tonight?
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5.
Drinking game, usually played by 4 or more while standing in a circle. ZOOM initiates the game, and is most typically answered by SCHWARTZ (looking at the ZOOMer) or Mafigliano (looking away from the ZOOMer). However, under no circumstances should you ever ZOOM a ZOOM.
Hymie (to Swiller): ZOOM!
Swiller (to Hymie): SCHWARTZ!
Hymie (to Ricardo): ZOOM!
Ricardo (to Flippy): ZOOM!
Flippy (not paying attention): No response
Hymie (to Flippy): DELAY! DRINK!
6.
a zoom mean's wally or idiot, was used in only fools and horse's
rodney said we look like a couple of zooms in only fool and horse's, katie stop being a zoom
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7.
A crappy modem manufacturer.
Zoom makes shitty modems...
