What is Zoom Tard?
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A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.
Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.
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A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.
Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.
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to recieve or send a sexually explicit text message via cell phone.
This is not a real word yet...it shall catch on.
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When your doing a girl in the ass, and she cums. One rubs her cum all over her face.
Another name could be the Colorado Honey Ham!
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