What is Zoom Tard?
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A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.
Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.
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A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.
Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.
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The act of giving a hand job while dressed as Hannah Montana.
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to scream and complain very loudly
The protest started out peaceful, but as it degraded more and more, the crowds began to yell bloody ..
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1. Wasting time BSing, talking, gossiping or harassing with a group of coworkers during work hours.
2. Commenting excessively about t..
