Zoom Tard

What is Zoom Tard?


1.

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

See mazda, zoom zoom, driving, tard, bling

2.

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.

Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?

Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.

See tard, zoom, stephan, hawking, retard, retarded, Zoomtard


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