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A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.
(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)
"How was I supposed to k..
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knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;
not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.
I can't believe I shagged all tho..
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When your girl clenches your junk between her labia, post-coitus.
She kept me in a poonanipanini for at least two minutes after she cli..