Zoomspplj

What is Zoomspplj?

1. Probably to work

2. A forceful or speedy ejaculation.

zoomspplj is derived from the t9 on an AT&T cell phone. It was likely contrived in an attempt to spell "wrok."

Hi Katie. I can't seen to make this zoomspplj.

See splooge, fergalicious, sploogey

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