Zoomtard

What is Zoomtard?

(n) A fast retard

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To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental competence.

I never got around to cleaning my room, until I became a total zoomtard and hid all my dirty clothes and garbage under my mattress.

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Golden Grizzly

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