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another word for semen
(you've just ejaculated all over your girlfriends face and her parents walk in)
Father: WHAT IS THAT?! :O
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The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying ..
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The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atrac..