What is Zoopon?
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Guy number 1: Dude. Let's be thrifty and get some sweet zoopons.
Guy number 2: I admire how your slang usage saved both a syllable of time and a fair amount of tongue fatigue.
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A fake boner made by a fold in one's jeans.
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A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.
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