Zootholomy

What is Zootholomy?


1.

Russian origin.

First coined during the Spanish Inquisition

(zo-oth'-o-lo-my)

(n) The scientific name for a leaf that has been separated from a branch by unnatural forces. It is important to differentiate between natural and unnatural forces. If a hurricane blows leaves off branches, they remain leaves. If humans or animals pull a leaf off a tree, it becomes a zootholomy.

plural: zootholomie (zo-oth'-o-lo-mie)

Little Johnny hit the branch so hard, one leaf became a zootholomy.

After the pine died, the leaves began accumulating at the base of the tree.

See branch, tree, leaf, leaves


7

Random Words:

1. When its too early to tell someone you love them, just pre-love instead. Girl: I love you soo much! Boy: thank-you, i...er... pre-love..
1. A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time I ..
1. ~v. to be screwed out of money or merchandise, most commonly used when referring to internet transactions synonyms: hosed, shafted, ..