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A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has fail..
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(v.) an act of running off to the bathroom, when in bed with your parter and getting close to orgasm, and scooping the shit out of the t..
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when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her fa..
