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When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.
Bryan: "That was a pretty fun..
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The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help..
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fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet
I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia...