Zorked

What is Zorked?


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adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desireto get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.

I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.

See wine, drunk, satan, hotty, crunk


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