What is Zoroastrian?
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Oldest monotheistic religion.
Began in Ancient Iran, better known as Pars.
Followers of Zarathustra the prophet who conveyed the message of Ahura Mazda the God.
Some fled to India and became known as Parsis when the Muslims came and invaded Iran.
Not to mention,
We are the coolest people around.
Person 1: Hey, that girl is so cool.
Person 2: Well of course, she is Zoroastrian
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An uncircumsized penis.
"Loser, you're just pissed cuz you have to roll back the skin on your macaroni noodle."..
