What is Zotski?
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Any item found usually, on the floor of a store, not attached to it's original packaging and without a price tag. Usually dusty and dirty from being kicked around or rolled over with shopping carts.
Can be anything from a paper clip to a diamond bracelet.
Look at this cool zotski I found at Neiman Marcus!
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